That’s how you get a UTI.

But in another article he’s saying he has no idea how he got off the plane.

Sounds like what they signed up for to me.

On the one hand we don’t mind because we want you to die, and on the other we hope you don’t take anyone innocent with you.

One cheer for Ozma.

Most smartphones offer voicemail transcription now, I believe. Or at least Apple does. I don’t have voicemail set up on my Android phone to check.

There’s too much good TV to waste time watching shitty TV.

If you don’t know what a tery is, you will never be froggy enough to draxx them sklounts.

Looks like a Red Baron personal pizza.

I love Chicago style pizza, too. Where was this from? Homemade?

They only wear tiny crosses if they also have tiny Jesus on them. The lesson of the crucifixion pain can only manifest if everything is to proper scale.

She stopped returning my calls because she caught me in a pick at a light.

Why is it not a bunch of sexy couches in the ravine?

Get the zoomies like the apex predator you are.

It gives AI, no?

You got any connections to big fascism?

No, there’s too much interest in handheld consoles. This market is the new Xbox vs. Playstation, only it’s Nintendo vs. All.

I assumed that was the only kind being made. You mean there’s someone out there sewing dead plants to make fascists feel more authentic?

A collector would have steam released the wrinkles in those flags.

This dudes a nutcan.

My municipality recently switched waste management companies because the new guys promised to put a staffed customer service location nearby.

I’m flumoxed. We’re paying more for this, too.

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