TomAwsm

Holy shit, I didn’t even consider this one until now…

“Seamus Finnigan”

Because it looks like a penis?

“It’s one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?”

I’m partial to “Sideræl”, myself.

We probably don’t have a c/rimjobsteve yet, but would this qualify?

It’s not about making money, it’s about making all the money.

It’s probably also about sending a message.

I was gonna say, I feel like I’ve been seeing a new Android system app on a monthly basis when checking what needs updating in Google Play.

When they fill the prisons and reintroduce child labor, they’ll have more than enough.

Not mental acrobatics, just common sense.

Sure, but for what purpose would you ever ask about the total number of a specific letter in a word? This isn’t the gotcha that so many think it is. The LLM answers like it does because it makes perfect sense for someone to ask if a word is spelled with a single or double “r”.

Steven Wright?

I thought it was pretty well-known by now that doing nothing is really bad for you.

Temu Shadowfax.

I misunderstood it too; thought it meant that Zelensky chose to meet with Putin rather than the UN chief.

Bro thinks war zones are like construction zones, they just fence off the whole area and only authorized personnel can get in.

Concepts of a world war.

Or… both? Yeah, it’s probably both.

“Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.”

We got down with the sickness.