I wish nothing but pain for this fuckhead. May he develop dementia and circle the drain for years, living in a puddle of his own mess, then die alone and sobbing the day before he would get the power to dissolve the trust.

Even writing in the dirt on a new car can fuck up the clear coat.

What? You’re saying if America becomes less accepting of gay people, Russia will become more accepting? Like, having a pride parade in retaliation?

Hate to say it, but I don’t think that the downfall of the American hegemony would go well for queer folks, even a fucked up as it is. To a certain extent, global power IS a zero sum game. Especially in the context of Tulsi Gabbard, who seems to be aligned with Russian interests. If American influence wanes, that vacuum will get filled by soft power coming from Russia, China, or some combination thereof. Neither of them are huge fans of the queers.

There was a dude in Seattle who went by Phoenix Jones. He fashioned himself a masked vigilante, roaming the streets saving people from muggings and assaults.

Turns out he was mostly just picking fights with drunk frat guys. And we’re pretty sure he was dealing drugs and using the superhero facade to beat up his competition.

Teachers, nurses, etc. Passion professions get fucked regularly.

Turn signal before brakes is my golden rule.

Fuck that. I’m buying every banana I can get my hands on.

The RF key fob very slowly drains the battery if you’re within 10-15 feet of the car.

This is another thing I’m worried about. All of these people protesting will get arrested and prosecuted by whichever corrupt partisan motherfucker ends up being AG. All of a sudden the most passionate and active leftists have a felony conviction and can’t vote.

I agree with your order, though I haven’t seen Hollywood. If your taste continues to match mine, you would probably put Django and Hateful somewhere around 5 and 6.

There’s a fan theory that Tarantino has actually made two different series, splitting at Basterds. That’s why some of his movies are more grounded, and some are more cartoonishly violent. The theory goes that the events in Basterds created an alternate universe where violence in movies is way more socially acceptable. The more grounded movies (Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, etc) are set in our universe, while the more cartoonish ones (Kill Bills, Death Proof, etc) are set in the alternate universe.

Kinda interesting theory, and I definitely prefer the grounded ones to the alternate universe films.

Drink too much, work too much, eat a diet consisting mostly of cheese and carbs. Stay in half-decent shape by putting in 14-hour days at a physical job.

Basically just circling the drain.

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

It’s a term for awkward Northern Europeans.

It still bugs me that Sean Bean’s name doesn’t rhyme.

They got us with the pog, missed us with the slammer.

(I actually have no idea how pogs work)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cat-distribution-system

Cat Distrubution System at work.

The other downside is the situation I’m in. I made friends with a bunch of coworkers, then I got promoted to be their boss. Makes for a very strange power dynamic, where I have to code stitch between boss mode and friend mode.

Plus, I’ve had to fire people who I’ve been friends with for years. That fucking sucks.

It’s the same thing that the far right in America is saying. We need an influx of workers, just make sure that they’re straight, white and Christian.

More paperwork, different paperwork. Biggest change is that it was no longer compatible with our manifest system, so we have to physically take every Canadian parcel to the Post Office and fill out the excise paperwork in person. Turned a ten-minute task into 1+ hour.

Every republican administration in my lifetime has left office in a recession.