It’s because we are depressed nihilists who have given up on pretty much everything, running on gallows homour to a point where we are meming youth slang. Don’t worry, we’re fine haha… Ha…

Jokes on you, I got mic and cam on a physical USB-switch. So unless I go in “conference mode”, your attack is futile

I said you can use a bidet. Or have a poopy butt and live in denial if you prefer

You should consider wet wipes. They are a total game changer, if a bidet is not an option. When you think the worst is gone, use one (1). Then dry with normal paper afterwards. It’s great.

Don’t flush them before making absolutely, 100% shure they decompose tho! If you can’t easily tear them with your hands, no matter what the packaging says, they will fuck up your plumbing. This can get really expensive, so when in doubt, use a trash can.

I meam, this is true, but labeling all modern conservatives fans of monarchy is disingenuous. There are also fans of unregulated capitalism, racism, facism und probably many other -isms going around!

This is cursed af :d

The answer my friend is pasta. It’s also something to nibble on if you are bored after your drink. Pasta straws are the best

We’re back to underground railroads, huh?

More like black and a dark grey tbh

Or just plain Bratwurst im Brötchen. With ketchup and mustard typically applied by the customer, usually using these disgusting squeezy-bottle-thingies

Time to become an astronaut then. Where’s your ambition?!

In bigger projects, you tend to miss type safety really bad, really fast. Rust has it built in, Python can have it bolted on. That’s simply one of the many aspects to consider when choosing your programming language.

But don’t worry about it too much. If one thing’s for sure, it’s that you will regret that choice in any case.

Not sleeping like… Right now

Is it legally wrong? Yes. Should it be legally persecuted? Absolutely. Is it, in this specific instance, morally justifiable or even admirable? I would say you could definitely argue that.

I’m not familiar enough with the dead guy to judge, but from what I have heard I’m leaning towards “yes and yes”.

KDE Linux to me sounds like the desktop Linux worth waiting for - although if you are willing to put in some work, EndeavourOS is half way there and available today

I would want Windows 11 if it wasn’t a total privacy nightmare. I have been a Windows user for a long time, but MS scared me away the moment the started requiring online accounts. Half my life is on my computer, they can fuck right off with that. Windows is generally pretty good for work computers, but I rather take my private business elsewhere

There are more devices that ship with Linux or actively advertise support for it than ever tho. Of course far from the majority, but it’s a start that you can get basically anything with Linux if you want

If you smoke, you better start vaping. If you vape, you better stop vaping. It’s that simple.

If you can’t, at least don’t use throwaway and sketchy products for anything you plan to inhale.

The thing is, much of the new stuff is intended to replace old stuff. Modern C++ is a completely different experience than old C++ - actually a much better one imo. But then there are two problems which make things messy:

1. Lagacy code, where introducing new concepts without updating the older parts increases complexity.
2. People who don’t know or don’t care and just copy-paste whatever, mixing styles and standards.

In both cases, you end up needing to know how to do things the new way and the old way, while one of which would be sufficient.

There are exceptions of course (try{ pun(); }catch(const NotFunnyException& err){ return NOT_INTENDED;}).

As a centrist, I think it’s totally okay to say that. I oppose extremism, not common sense