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Cake day: February 26th, 2024

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  • My favorite is (IIRC) Charlotte on the phone with Jonathan, she offhandidly tells Angelica “I love you.” and you hear Jonathan say “What?!” on the other line.

    “Oh Jonathan, I was talking to Angelica, I don’t tell my employees I love them (walking out of scene) atleast not after Anita Hill

    I don’t 100% remember if it was Anita Hill, but she namedroped a sexual harassment case. On Rugrats.

    (What happened to Hill wasn’t funny, but the set-up and shock of the joke was well done)


  • It’s a shame, seems like it would have been super easy to handwave, but they never do.

    Voldemore’s soul was uniquely shattered and was apparently freshly injured to make another horcrux after murdering Harry’s family, the cruelty he showed in giving her multiple outs to abandon her son, most likely to kill her anyway.

    Holy/white magic is such a cool element in a magic system, especially with how undercooked HP’s is. “This wizard was particularly fucked and unknowingly was the perfect catalyst for white magic to spontaneously manifest to correct”

    Like, there was food on the table, and she has wizards shitting themselves despite the castle having bathrooms.

    I haven’t said it today, so: fuck JKR for being a transphobic asshole.


  • My buddy got himself a cat a few years ago. (She adopted him)

    I would tease him about becoming a cat person. “I will never become a ‘cat guy’, I’m not going to spoil her. She’s just a barn cat to keep the mice out”

    The barn in question was the Mother-in-law house at his folks that he was staying in.

    After a few months of us cat owners teasing him, I asked him point blank “have you ever slept in an uncomfortable position as to not disturb your cat?”

    After a good half minute pause we got a “err, I mean yeah, I don’t want to disturb her if she’s asleep!”

    He became a total cat dad until the day he moved into a dog house and left her with his folks. He still dotes on her when he comes home to visit.











  • For a more bitter sweet memory. I love cinnamon shnappes. For some reason my brain really latched onto the time I got Dead Rising 2 for super cheap on the Xbox 360.

    My deeply unpleasant ex was on an overnight trip with her friends and I was at peace. Just alone with my cat, nursing on a glass of cinnamon shnappes and sprite, eating some pizza and listening to early youtube video essays.

    I was in the peak of my depression, and being around her made it worse. We loved each other and didn't want to call it quits, but it desperately needed to happen.

    Sitting there alone, in that moment of peace. It reminded me that there are still simple joys in life.