Pimento olives. The parsley of shit mid-20th century American “food”.

Don’t quit your day job.

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

That’s a real verbose way to tell me you’re mad.

Their intellectuall equivalent counts, too.

You certainly are.

It must be exhausting have your head lodged up your ass all the time.

83 and he’s still got that dog in him.

K.

I don’t take advice from people who need to be home before the street lights turn on.

this is your cross to bear

The fuck it is. I didn’t vote for Trump and I sure as shit didn’t sign off on Elon Musk’s god damned meddling.

Grow the fuck up.

Aspiring to more? Motherfucker, how do expect to do that waxing poetic about ruts and calling everyone who doesn’t buy your im14andthisisdeep rhetoric cattle? Young adult, indeed.

Here’s a hint: a stack of certifications is going is going to do you more good than some ego-trip pipe dream about single-handedly bucking the system. Save that Crimethinc reality-dodging bullshit for the rest of the trustsfarian lifestylists.

BTW, I’m a libertarian socialist and a member of the DSA and IWW. Ancaps can kiss my dick.

Beltway Democrats are nothing if not out of touch. They’re the kind of people who would run a youth voting rally for Zoomers and then trot out Joan Baez as the special musical guest.

Yeah, they come with a spatula and a mop.

Tell me you’re divorced from the reality of a late-stage capitalist society without telling me, bro.

I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.

All my homies shit on ICE, too.

Lol, people are still using SJW as a snarl world in 2025?

Hitler and Himmler believed in “World Ice Theory” which was put forth by some German crackpot who stated the base matter of all reality was ice.

Everyone here isn’t a smug dick who thinks they’re a fucking comedian, trying to one-up you, or splitting hairs over pedantic bullshit like it proves something.

I don’t know why they interview the players post-game. They’re all punch-drunk and can barely string a sentence together. I’m sure there are some intelligent and eloquent speakers among them but no one is sounding bright after smacking skulls with another 300+ lbs dude for a few hours.

Next cornball middle aged white man in Carharts I hear whinging about their petty grievances with popular culture is getting an earful. I’m done with this asinine culture war garbage.

It isn’t about traditional values versus whatever. It’s bigoted infantile adults versus people who don’t need to be remind to wear pants before they leave the house.