Is this the new seven minutes to midnight? We’re 1.5% to asteroid.

So… a national park, then?

So… you don’t want to touch the grass?

I think you’re confusing neo-liberals and the left there buddy.

That’s not a park, then, it’s a nature preserve.

I’d imagine those same people think any spending is a waste of taxpayers dollars.

It’s pretty easy to infer what they meant based on context. Provided you’re trying to understand what they mean and not divorcing all intent from the words.

Their response wasn’t to fix the problem, it was to find a better way to subjugate people. Clearly his methods aren’t the solution. They’re just an easy way to pass the problem off to someone else without you having to put in the effort to help fix it yourself.

Yeah, but it’ll feel like an eternity.

So you can feel like shit both physically and mentally! Woo!

Only the 10% or so that paid attention to “nerd stuff”.

All the rest are, at best boomer level, at worst smug about being at boomer level.

Probably someone even worse.

“No talking! No new crap! Takin’ Care of Business! Now!”

“Trump’s plan”

As thought it’s not something he was whispering in Trump’s ear.

I mean, when the human element is literally not doing communism, yes, that would be a problem.

Tools do not have morality or ethics, only people do. Some people use tools in a morally and/or ethically questionable manner, either for profit or because it amuses them.

What does frog golf have to do with discs?

They put the idiots out front so you don’t pay attention to the truly malevolent ones.

Sold!

There’s a reason the original reddit community banned sales pitches, and took themselves off /r/all.