The DOGE dumbasses would probably fall for it too lol

Complete and utter inability to start anything outside of a last minute panic.

I will admit to being a bit biased here (family member deals with this), but it aint always as simple as “diet and exercise” for everyone. Without careful management of blood sugar, some people just fucking drop from hypoglycemia with almost zero warning, even with implants to monitor it. Juggling medication with insurance and drug shortages, as well as diet, exercise, and blood sugar, is not something i wish on anyone.

Include the entire dictionary in white single point font

Gear Twink

The only re-tiring in my future is for my car.

Fuck, is it really that old? Crazy

Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case

Several of my own coworkers :/ We’ve got less than a month till shutdown/furlough deadline too, its so fucked.

People smarter, more productive, and more important than me, are going to lose their jobs for the sole fact that I have been employed for 3+ years as a fed, and they haven’t.

A smile like Smeagol

Could it even completely obliterate the moon? Just not being tidally locked would be awful, but completely changing its trajectory/orbit and probably fuck up our atmosphere with debris seems more likely

It really must be bad, dude has no fucking shame at all. Uses his own kid as a human shield, and cant keep his breeding kink to himself

Flush the toilet the second someone sits down

I feel like hitting the moon could fuck us up even worse long term, with effects on the ocean?

lettuce with googly eyes, staring motherfuckerly

Whats the counter argument from the opposition; Lettuce, you have the mic.

Mostly desktop, at least at home. I have 3 laptops and a desktop at work. Phone is for googling, doomscrolling, music, and light reading.

In the mental health community CBT stands for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.

Lol i would absolutely bomb a polygraph, nervous as fuck, cant breath for shit (deviated septum, severe allergies, probably sleep apnea)

Just today i noticed microsoft slapped AI in Notepad. Fucking Notepad!!