Canuxico was right there.

Elven time conversion is the worst.

What I’m hearing is that we should mine the sun and make better use of all that fuel.

To moon landing, maybe. To fusion, no.

You’d deorbit eventually, but the parachute probably wouldn’t help you at that point.

Mayy is good but Junch hits just right. Jaunch might be the best.

The bar is pretty low for billionaires. He’s not a pedo as far as anyone knows, so that puts him in rare company.

I had to look that up, I assumed that name was a typo. Daaaaaamn.

For anyone else wondering:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MCR_Horizon's_Lord

I think the most cunty public thing he does is collect yachts.

Hell yeah, congrats!

I’m not the person who asked the first time but I am curious, I’m literally asking you what you’re doing other than yelling at the Internet.

He hasn’t enshittified anything yet, and it’s looking like he might not ever, which is why people respect him.

There’s valid criticisms, yes, but that meme is dead accurate. I don’t want to imagine what gaming would look like today if someone like EA the same vast influence over the industry instead of Valve.

Do you usually react like this when someone asks a simple question?

What are you doing?

He doesn’t have rationale.

He could just pass laws to require more steel production, even subsidise it, which would work faster and not be painful, but that kind of planning and forward thinking are beyond a conservative.

Yeah that’s because the U.S. doesn’t have the production capacity to support its steel demands. We import something like 20% of the steel we use, and it’s mostly from our neighbors, which these fucking dumbasses are pissing off for zero benefit.

OP is talking about identity theft, not physically losing your card.

Plot twist: The crop is human misery.

People buy magnets and tape them to their body because they think it cures cancer.

Why would these people use free Internet when premium luxury deluxe Internet is available for only .99¢ a month.

And then why wouldn’t PLDI, Inc founder not use his influence to get elected president and kill that bad public Internet.

I stopped looking at the news for eleven seconds, what fresh hell did I miss?