I know a guy who started seig heiling all tesla drivers that he saw in the streets. I think there’s something poetic about that.

So, the answer is yes?

Are you as cringe about it as my teenage daughter is?

Meetup.com

Shit happens

The current pope isn’t dead yet, but that’s not a problem for Trump

Lol, like we’re not gonna be replaced by AI. You’re lucky to even have a job.

To be fair, that friend I talked to came from the hard-core sales bros community, which is kinda known for its unhealthy cocaine culture.

I’m currently watching the company I work for crumble and die. It was taken over by some lean and mean folks. Who are reducing it to shit. I am not neuro divergent, but I am realising now that it was a safe space to work for many people who are neuro divergent. That is being torn down now. Without that community though, the company seizes to exist for us. We’ve decided to make a last stand, but no matter what, to keep in touch after the company falls.

I’ve been told tonight that I should not try cocaine. It is totally underwhelming and only brings addiction. If I want to dabble in drugs, I should try psychedelics. XTC at a music festival is fine too.

Oh, now I get the joke.

My parents are dairy farmers and once or twice we had an entire cow in the deep freeze. Not any more though. It’s barely worth if you take the butchering cost and the electricity from he freezer in account.

Sure mate. Sounds like you could be president of the USA

Not really. A baby’s first shits (meconium) smell very sweet. Mostly because it has only digested amniotic fluid up to that point, which smells very sweet as well. So a new born baby smells sweet all over.

No, it’s the uterus juice (amniotic fluid)

Same, but I do have factorio on my work laptop. For during the train ride.

He’s so pure, his family’s genes have been pure for 5 generations.

Billionaires also suffer. It’s an unrecognised mental illness. They sacrifice everything for the pursuit of money, friends, family, happiness. They are a danger to themselves and others. The problem is the illness enables them to buy off any legal or medical consequences. Money is power, but in this case that means power goes to the insanitarium.

You fail to picture the constant smell of sweaty teenagers in the classroom