Idk why everyone is being such a wet blanket in here, these things are great

Yes. The OP of this thread needs to back up their claim that getting knocked out will kill you

Ourgasm

Hope you enjoy the fallout that a large unvaccinated population causes even in those who are vaccinated

It’s making fun of her awkward use of memes during her own campaign. The low quality of the joke is part of it

Now this is shitposting

That was actually very clever

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Nah, delete this

Bro it literally took me 4 seconds to find out that you’re talking out of your ass

Imo this would be much better without the text at the top

What in the Interdimensional Cable is this?

And exude is not the word they wanted there - most likely it should have been exert

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Fuck you, thank you

Because it’s potentially indicative of a national database of everyone’s DNA, rather than just the criminal database, which would be (and perhaps is) a privacy nightmare

I was already convinced, you don’t have to keep selling me

Wow, what an incredibly bad take. Kudos, I’m genuinely impressed