IT budget went to CEO stock options

sheds a single tear

Minecraft raid logic

Elon is in power and has too much money shame him into building hyperloop finally

Return to iPhoneOS

(It makes sense tho there’s macOS, iPadOS, and iPod Touch is long gone)

Ik right, Mickey Mouse exists irl

It’s all just game theory. It’s a 2x2 grid of (actually guilty, actually not guilty) and (plea guilty, plea not guilty). You add up the risks and rewards for each box and usually not guilty is the better choice

Yeah, it is one of my favourite fonts and I can understand exactly why people would want a free SF-like font.

I can see trials going on at Gitmo in a year

He got his tech guys to federate Truth Social with Lemmy

Yes but God loves fetuses!

/s

Add a little less?

Touchscreen computer sold by Apple commonly used for multimedia consumption. The only input device is the touchscreen: no keyboard, mouse, everything is done with the touchscreen. It is commonly associated with Gen Alpha due to its ubiquitousness, cost, ease of use, portability and the ability to shut a kid’s mouth up in five seconds attracting Millennial parents who don’t want to have to give their Gen alpha kid their phone for brainless entertainment. Commonly seen with children under five in restaurants/aeroplanes/whatever in a bulky rubber case.

How to tell if someone was born after 1998:

Me who grew up with old thinkpad from my dad’s work’s ewaste box:

Inter, open source font used all over the place in Figma

The best devs have just enough resources to open emacs and slime

Idk man, i doubt we will be here anywhere near 250 million years from now

???

Game freak for all the bad execution they do, have killer soundtracks