It’s getting there!

https://webassembly.org/

“Men do not typically use tampons since they are designed for menstruation, which is a female biological process. If you have specific questions about personal hygiene or healthcare, it’s best to consult with a medical professional who can provide guidance based on your individual needs and circumstances.”

I’m sure you already heard of it, but obligatory Voyager shout-out since it’s pretty damn close

https://github.com/aeharding/voyager