I think they probably see us as stupid gods

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use…

One of my favourites to think about is "How are you?". Taken literally that question makes no sense. "How are you?" "Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there…"

I used to have a ginger cat called Seamus!

This brass band cover of Radiohead - Motion Picture Soundtrack https://youtu.be/ZeI0PXj7LIw?si=BlnYr_o8IfJ9FKy9

My cat is ginger so he gets "ginger shit" a lot of the time

How are they going to stop someone bypassing it by just holding up a photo of someone older? Like cameras can't tell the difference between 2d and 3d.

Ah that makes sense. No wonder I couldn’t find it, was looking for recreational drugs

What the heck is maid?

Looks so good!

But I’m French?

Ah that makes sense

What’s the white thing around the head for?

Fuck that’s a majestic cat