are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? …

if you really want to boil your noodle…

your hands aren’t even really touching themselves. if you go down small enough you strip everything down to atoms…and they are mostly empty space…the only thing that interacts are the nuclear forces keeping it all together.

but are those high or low beams?

probably called him Felon Musk

…k…ELI5

start your day with cold, hard cash. breakfast of champions!

…you’re gonna need a bigger desk

missed a chance for the ol hawk tuah maybe?

so now I can doomscroll AND boobscroll!#winning

…of course it's an orange cat 🤣

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it's always the ones you least expect /s

i thought it was Bicachusetts, don't feel bad

if cowboys i believes it's pahtnah, in the parlance of the day

you know it, and there's mini quiches too!

the Sunday scarries is real, it can hurt you.

do you want space germs? because that’s how you get space germs!