Sigma dick in ur ass

Every time Nintendo adds a weird gimmick to a new system, I say, “no one will use that,” and every time, I am wrong.

“no money no problems”

We need to post harder, not smarter

I’ll give you $300 but I need you to also give me a spoon

Trump getting Musk deported would be insanely funny

Jokes on you, I put thc extract in the cranberry sauce

Oooh! Pick me pick me!

I was on the wait-list so long that I forgot why I was interested. Then I got the invite, downloaded the thing, got prompted to log in and immediately deleted the thing. I still don’t remember why I was interested but I’m definitely not fucking with it now.

Who flies with duct tape?

I thought she turned into a giant pickle in the second panel

I’m suddenly feeling inadequate about the number of holes in my dick

The screams of “Dems need to move right” (not from Bernie, obv) are fucking clown shoes and hilarious. She was running around with Liz and Dick Motherfucking Cheney. There’s no more right to move to without literally just embracing Trump.

But here’s the thing: libs keep cutting their noses off. Why would the actual left give the DNC the fucking time of day? They raise a billion fucking dollars, light it all on fire and go out to brunch. They co-opt movements like the Floyd uprising and metoo but leave everyone else to do the actual work. When we need bodies in the streets, when we need material support, when we fucking TELL THEM WHAT POLICIES WILL WORK FOR US, they spout some 1950s realpolitik bullshit and have some more wine.

Biden: you’re immune. Have some fun with it. Show us you have skin I the game. $100 says he keeps up this “when they go low we go high” bullshit and does somewhere between nothing and the bare minimum.

I feel like this short king shit is rooted in toxic masculinity and generally gross.

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https://getpublii.com/

It’s a GUI app that runs on your local system and pushes sites to a server.

Ah, well, nevertheless

The worst. Feel better soon.

Army of Darkness

Alien

Aliens

Because fuck you: Watcher in the Woods

Oh hell yes