If you think Trump will do anything but prop up Netenyahu even more, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

This broke me. 🤣

Recursion!

Itanium jokes are never going to be not funny!

Chaotic evil is “makes you create a ticket, doesn’t work on it, and then blames the ticket for the downtime to the CEO.”

Glorified autocomplete. That, and Clippy.

He goes by Robert D. Tables now.

Recently finished my very first play through of all 3 Mass Effect (Legendary Edition) games. Started Mass Effect: Andromeda, but for some reason it triggers horrible motion sickness after 30 minutes of playing. As in, "I need to have a barf bucket nearly, and then lie down for the rest of the day" kind of bad.

Two software developers walk into a bar…

Still a better chance of success than an in-place upgrade of Win 10 to Win 11.

I’m off the chart. I have 2 mismatched monitors - a 27" and 34", and the 34 one is an ultrawide. It’s wider than the other, but their bezels still line up.

ant-poison and glue sandwiches

Stealing Subway’s recipes? That’s going too far!

I want to play EarthSiege 2 again. I even still have MS SideWinder 3D joystick that twists!

Hate:

• Un-skippable cutscenes or tutorials. This really hampers replayability of missions/quests, or even entire games in general.
• Artificially limited customization in order to sell more via micro-transactions.
• Time-gated features. I hate it when games require a certain amount of in-game time before some things are unlocked.
• Pay-to-win in multiplayer games. Preventing or limiting progression with ability to bypass it with a purchase is just gross. If you want to go F2P, do it all the way. I’m fine with for-purchase cosmetics, but getting a leg up on fellow players if you can afford it is just bad.

Love:

• Don’t have anything specific. Anything that sucks me into the game.

City builder simulators like Foundation or Cities: Skylines. Anything with a Pause button.

MxO was awesome! I’m still bummed I couldn’t be there for the final shutdown event.

Um… Isn’t that EverQuest?