What about “Whacky Extracty”

I rarely answer calls from known numbers

But you’ve forgotten the most important rule of porn: you can slap a “step” label onto anything. So now it’s, “my friend’s ‘step’ mom,” meaning they aren’t bound to actual motherhood age.

“I am on nobody’s side because nobody is on my side”

Oh ok, I had never heard of that term before, I stand corrected.

Oh damn I had never heard of the other term before, my bad.

When you’re referring to selling something it’s spelled hocking.

Edit: Turns out I was mistaken, Hawking is indeed the correct term for this.