Run the hell away from humans

This is verifiably false. Anyone on here just cannot shut up about being on here (sample size = 1).

Whoa, hey, I could be getting vodka and cigarettes? I’m switching teams.

As one who hates birds, how do you feel about this news?

Definitely a better option than the former. All the beaches with none of the falling into the sea.

Did Florida secede and we didn’t notice?

Seriously though, that sounds like not the worst place to live.

Why wait? The best time would have been the dawn of civilization. The second best time is now.

Mississippi intensifies

Lock him up

I haven’t listened to it yet, but I believe this is the episode you’re referring to: https://www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/revisionist-history/hitlers-olympics-part-6-the-jiggle-the-giddy-up

That’s called McFusion

Kaleidoscopic

Just because I haven’t seen it here: I use Mlem and like it. I haven’t tried any other apps but from the comments here it seems no one else has tried Mlem so I’m not sure how it compares. I do enjoy the filtering of keywords. It’s indispensable these days.

For some reason your rhetorical question about fighting everyone reminded me of this very important quiz. Know thyself or something.

https://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo/

I don’t understand. Could you maybe put this all into picture format?

Nuh-uh, you’re stupid.

(Chat, rewrite my rebuttal.)

Squid Game: Slumdog Millionaire Edition

I’ve never heard of that breed of deer.

To be fair, the intention of this is not to balance the budget. I think you nailed the motivation: acting impulsively to lead to suffering that could be avoided.

You’re going to have to rename yourself to Boomer Humor Doomergod. (Sorry about the gout and shingles.)