Being rich and having a fucked up and shitty life aren't mutually exclusive.

But how are we supposed to be united with our neighbors when my favorite color is purple and theirs is orange?? And I mean, don’t get me started on the pineapple! They can go fuck themselves if they think I’m going to stand with them!

All of mine throughout the years have been rogue AI from fiction. Skynet, HAL9000, WOPPR, Shodan, etc.