The orange idiot literally told people he only wanted their vote, that he doesn’t care about them or their problems. It’s on video.

They still heard something wildly different.

People have demonstrated beyond any doubt that at least 51% are irredeemably stupid.

That makes it even funnier though.

Bro I think they might be far gayer than you ever thought of being. They’re institutionalizing getting free gay porn that they then watch together.

I hear they’re fabulous.

There was a female pope. She kept it hidden until she was too pregnant to hide it at which point they killed her.

Elon boobs.

I hear they’re full of candy, like a fat bloated piñata.

Crime. It was crime before, but it’s crime now too.

The people who were supposed to be in charge of preventing the crime didn’t do it before because they were part and party to it, they certainly won’t enforce the laws now.

You have a horn and no excuse to not know … — … is SOS. You also played a part.

There are no Republicans of the type you’re thinking of. Not anymore.

What’s good for Chrysler is good for America!

You’ve convinced me. I hadn’t thought if it quite that way.

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“I don’t care about Palestine.”

Actual quote.

Username checks out 💯

If someone does this I’ll slow down and take my time.

Similarly if someone is being a douche driving I’ll slow down to 2 miles below the speed limit.

I have no illusions that they’re learning anything. At that point it’s petty revenge.

Or a Wolverine mask so you can be two Batmen kissing.

It could have been both though…

If a televangelist said something approaching smart it means they swiped it from someone else. The only thing they care about separating dumb people from money, they’re just as dumb but more evil.