To be fair, Donald Trump transcripts are also illegible

Democratic senator from an otherwise red state. He tends to be a spoiler for Democratic plans, along with Kristen Synema.

If the GOP was closer to the center, he would likely switch parties.

That angle makes it look like “Attack Of The 50 Foot Kitty”

In this climate, you have to mark your sarcasm since there are people who say stuff like that and actually mean it.