The Guardians of Childhood series has a few chapters that are printed in “dark mode.”

May I recommend Summer of Blood: The Peasants’ Revolt of 1381 by Dan Jones?

Exactly. I want to be able to mention the fashion lizard, the bisexual twink doctor, and his husband the suffering Irishman… And for people to understand who I’m talking about.

The real Magic Mouse is the Logitech Powerplay. You’ll never convince me otherwise.

Vouchers were not designed to help low-income students. They were designed to allow middle to upper class families too take state dollars and send their children the right schools. What are the right schools you ask? The ones without the low-income students, of course. (Source: I work in Education in Indiana)

Give me Windows 95 with Microsoft Plus!

Even the David S. Pumpkins Halloween Special?

They’re the same picture.

I think the mess hall with a food replicator is as close as you’re going to find.

What do you think the function is of a fast food restaurant in a society with no money and instant food machines.

This is of course with Earth in mind. I have no doubt there are fast food places on Ferenginar.

The only thing I have inventoried is what’s in the attic. Everything is in large plastic totes by category. I keep a text file listing each tote and what’s in each. You looking for something specific? Search for that word in the text file and then go open up tote F3.

The totes are color coded based on what category of item is in them & have their contents written on the lids using a chalkboard marker for anyone in the family who doesn’t want to use the text file.

I’m just going to leave this right here. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-actor-gets-16-years-in-prison/

I’m honestly surprised it’s taken them this long. They bought Waze in 2013. I feel like Waze has been doing this kind of ad for at least that long.

The group used “sophisticated computer scripts” and software to scour piracy services… for illegal copies of TV episodes, which they then downloaded and hosted on Jetflicks’ servers.

So they used some variant of Sick Beard?

This is what shower thoughts should be! Thank you!

I made SO many self-extracting archives back in the day. My friends just couldn’t be bothered to use 7zip.

Maybe that's why the Bible reading for Ash Wednesday services has Jesus telling people to put oil on their heads and wash their faces so that their fasting may be seen not by others.

Always was.

This right here! I tell my kids not to give someone a hard time mispronouncing a word because it means they learned it from reading.

They've never had a problem saying the quiet part out loud.

Maybe they should take a name from the Bible for their haven. Maybe Gilead?