Nice numbers <3

Occupational Lung Disease? Onerous Life Disorder?

I’ll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I’m teaching them early.

Probably preparing for the World Cup in secrecy, which is why we only see them once every 4 years.

Supposed to, yes. But with the inflation they substitute as human food as well.

Crossing your halberd with your bro gives the best “you shall not pass” energy.

Yeah like, just don’t call it a pizza and we’re good. Call it an “Altooner” or whatever, but don’t soil the good reputation of pizza with whatever this creation is.

Appreciate the sentiment, but surely the cybertruck has some sort of one-pedal drive like (most/all?) other electric cars, where the brake pedal is not needed to decelerate?

Ooo, I would love some diamond sharpening stones for xmas.

I have no quarrel with that squarrel.

It’aint.

Yeah, I take great offence at the use of Black Legions for this otherwise nice message.

What do I need to roll to pass the failsaves?

I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

Nice fork.

How long should the long chair be?

People who commit archery.

The archers?

In my experience people who really use excel are always going to need excel

That’s my experience too, unfortunately. LibreOffice is lagging too far behind O365 on features that you can reliably cooperate on spreadsheets across applications. Something like e.g. XLOOKUP is a fairly recent addition in Calc.

If you like Kubuntu because of apt and KDE, don’t be afraid of going Debian with KDE next time.