How’s your experience using it? Do you keep it always on? And does the phone seem too big?

Fucked up

You’re mistaken. They want to give the vodka to the glass.

Beards?

Ahh! The files are in the router!l

Queue jumping up and down like a monkey trying to rip apart my router in order to reach a website

Fly with my family and friends to Antarctica, buy a lot of booze and supplies, assuming no smart zombies and that patient zero wasn’t in Antarctica

And then it fails, and you reset it, and it says it can’t be the same as your last password

Why doesn’t Trump like MSI laptops? I think they’re great for gaming in space

Really? I find it to be quite shitty

law that prohibits attempts at monopolies

Why hasn’t this law been used before for so many other things, like all cash burn tech startups such as Uber, etc? Genuine question not being sarcastic…

It’s like that restaurant review company who also makes tyres

Indeed. It’s perhaps the only Christmas movie.

So just hand on face then?

It’s a top heavy organisation, where all of them are the commanding officers

There’s your shoe model name - the Rimmers!

Keep shoes at the entrance as much as possible, and don’t walk around your house in them.

Force waves hand “they don’t exist”

You’ve obviously not lived inside an American high school movie

This is so accurate!

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