The dark art of necromancy is wearing off.

I guess so. I forgot he existed until this article.

He’s still relevant?

They should have had a trilogy story arc planned out before making the new movies made the directors play within that.

I think black was like, “We just want your shit and we’ll let you live if you surrender” while red was like, “We’re gonna kill and then take your shit or take your shit and then kill you, either way you will not survive,” kinda thing.

Oh Trav-ee.

Just be careful when you wash them. Destroyer of fingers and knuckles.

Stoplights at a junction should be done in phases and not in straight on green and turn on green only if it’s clear.

If you have a 4 way junction then each way should green for you to go straight or turn off for a period of time.

I see the necromancy is still serving him well.

I’m sure there’s a mini game for that.

What you got against True Value Morpheus?

Have we checked to make sure she’s not a Supe yet?

The return of… Bopopolis…

Edit: Oh wait. That was Tropical Freeze. Nvm then. Back to my slumber.

Chrome is the new Internet Explorer.

It's still ongoing? I totally need to catch up, but I am so far behind, I was waiting for it to finish.

Old guy who is only getting older wants to dictate so that he has some sort of legacy.

"Who would you pardon?" has become what feels like a segment on a late night talk show.

Nevermind trying to improve the lives of others. Who would you pardon if you became president?

Well then maybe don't charge me 3 months' rent for one?

When did the platform of being President of the United States of America become the ability to pardon individuals?

I remember playing Big Sky Trooper for the SNES which was about killing the alien slugs and you had to navigate the solar system.