Half serious question: can Trump order state borders to be modified? He wouldn’t be creating/destroying a state…I really don’t know the practical limits of presidential power anymore.

Plot twist: in last panel dad reveals he is an illegal alien, that is his true alien form

I think what both comics miss is that sex can be for a purpose other than straight up pleasure, it’s a means to an end. Also it’s very possible if someone says this that sex isn’t working very well for them in making a baby…and they might be doing things like IVF, etc.

Problem is I don’t see any person in military doing this. They’re been brainwashed to love their country and their president since birth.

This is rarely mentioned in discussions like this but volunteer work done by prisoners often results in sentence reductions. Honestly if I were in jail it feels win-win: get out of my cell for a bit and reduce my sentence? I can see why pay is less important for them

We paid for a maid service once a month, it’s honestly amazing. And not too expensive ($50/hour). Worth it.

Some of those that work forces…

I exploit you, still you love me

I tell you, one and one makes three

I’m the Gulf of Personality

deleted by creator

“Expected to conclude in August”

Government needs to be MUCH faster if they have any hope of prevailing here. Slow rolling ain’t gonna do shit.

It sounds cool because it sounds dangerous

I trust myself to identify the “right” plan. This plan ain’t it. There will be others.

ICE has 20,000 employees. If we deported all of them, that would more than double the numbers!

Hey, it’s back up now. Progress.

Except they haven’t. A ton are still down.

Example: https://yrbs-explorer.services.cdc.gov/

Jumping on every half-baked attempt at resistance is a really great way to waste time and energy

I guarantee the CPI will stop being published very soon. Can’t have high inflation if you don’t measure it!

All the federal websites they took down were supposed to be back up today. They are not back up today. That’s a direct violation of a court order.

I’m already questioning the judgement of the organizers of this strike given they have a Twitter feed right on the main page…get the fuck off Twitter you morons

Hmmmm bet Gemini is trained on lots of Shakespeare. Book em Danno!