Not exactly what you’re asking for, perhaps, but I’ve used a “backpack cat carrier” for this (basically a black backpack with mesh bits to see/ breathe through). I sometimes wear it on my front, which looks weird to other humans, but the cats tend to seem happier if they can see my face.

Surely the child has a toy bear or glove puppet that outranks Trump in the chain of command?

One problem would be that he’d expire happy, because he was doing “cool exploration stuff”.

Perhaps it would be more environmentally friendly (which would upset him) if he was “retired” in a more traditional, boring, normal manner (which would upset him), on Earth.

He could then be composted and used to grow flowers, in some kind of “All-Nations LGBTQ+ Peace Garden” (which would upset him).

For comparison, try “A Day Without Billionaires” next week, where billionaires don’t turn up to work.

“Oh, hey, everything’s still open and everything still works”.

Looks like someone’s been reading the Thesaurarse / Thesaurass.

Why is it Genghis Khan and not Conan the Barbarian?

Unless they’re already on the list, I would also like to add 1980s Rock Star Freddie Mercury, 1992 Formula One Driving Champion Nigel Mansell, and Liverpool FC’s 1980s Midfielder & 1990s Manager Graeme Souness :)

The tasche isn’t square enough for a Kitler. More of a Ron Mael from Sparks.

[Edit] just to note, I’m not mocking your cat - even with its 70s rock-star moustache, it’s a beautiful cat.

His main talent is “already having lots of money”.

I’ve also got a silver toilet guardian:

Doesn’t scratch at the door, but miaows sadly and repeatedly and bumps into the door until let in.

His need to be in the bathroom if there’s a person in there is so strong, he has recently learnt to operate door handles, to let himself in.

Tap tap tap.
“Meow” (Are you awake?)
Bump bump.
“Meeeow” (Are you awake?)
Tap tap tap.

“Chirp” (Yeah, I couldn’t sleep either)

Oh, those are just to stop the kids escaping from the paedodungeon.

Back in my day, we had to hand-draw our memes in the back of school textbooks, then wait until next time we had a lesson in there to see if anyone had seen it.

I have to admit I love these ladder related jokes - they work on so many different levels :D

Britons of a certain age refer to this as the “Trigger’s Broom Paradox”, after a character from a comedy TV Series “Only Fools and Horses”.

Trigger, who worked as a street sweeper, got an award from the City Council for maintaining the same sweeping brush for twenty years (though the broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles).

Trigger’s Broom (Youtube Link)

Black cats of all nationalities are welcome :) The charity that declared the day is from the UK, but the idea that “black cats are beautiful and shouldn’t be overlooked” is worldwide :)

Or Hocus Pocus, by Focus (youtube link)

✅️ Menacing scream at audience
✅️ As loud as possible
✅️ Crazy eyes
✅️ Flute

Also used to make Mummy Brown Paint (wikipedia link)

Hahaha. Oops. That one was automatic/accidental, but I’m not going to change it :)

As mentioned above/below, perhaps it should have been wikipædia :)

Twitter is actually 1982’s classic erotic Atari 2600 game "Beat 'em and eat 'em.

There’s Vladimir Putin at the top of the building, firing his pixellated ejaculate over the side and the player controls both Elon Musk and Donald Trump, running left and right with their mouths open to collect it.

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