Because to them it’s all weird sex shit.

Just like everyone not Christian “worships Satan”

Germans: German is such a beautiful language!

German:

Welcome to Costco I love you.

Republicans think they’re the punks because they rally against decency.

Single responsibility principal and dependency injection are your friends.

You were probably more passionate about keeping a roof over your head.

This is an actual boomer moment. Man they think they’re making video games sound sooo scary but literally everyone not a boomer knows what among us is except these fools. I wouldn’t be surprised if some amazonian tribes know what among us is.

In my thesis, I will…

Because they sell it at Walmart.

Pretty sure I have actual trauma from that game because I tried to play the bunker and had to quit 5 minutes in.

Never even saw the monster.

You absolutely do.

The “I like this” and the “I’m a dipshit” buttons.

Even if I’d technically agree with the downvote, if you do it I lose respect for you. No one deserves that instant fast food validation that they’re better than someone. You’re not.

Edit: this is an interesting post to downvote. You’re just agreeing with me.

Yup, Kinda did a bait and switch there to drive home that this is nothing new for CDPR.

Buckle up:

Game will be hyped to the moon, be released with a million bugs and people will cry about how CDPR betrayed them, then a couple years later patch out all the bad things and win everyone’s trust again.

Just like they did with witcher 3.

Yeah but Facebook was invented when I was a teen and I knew pretty quickly that shit was evil.

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Because they tell teenagers that you might accidentally kiss a man and let hormones and immaturity handle the rest.

Vampire The Masquerade.

Hands down best depiction of vampires, and what unlife is like for a vampire.

Neuralink.

If you’re not paying attention, you hear the “I’m watching you” part, which is creepy as fuck.