I’ve sort of always believed in reincarnation, though I can’t recall the first time I was introduced to the concept. I feel like the universe is very cyclical, so why not reincarnation? Although I guess I’m not sure how much of us gets “carried over” into the next life. What makes us “us”? What part of us would be passed on to the next life? I definitely feel like I’ve been here before, though it would be hard to explain why, and perhaps I’m just mistaking that feeling.

Ugh, it would be awful lol

Ziti because the sauce gets up in the hole :)

Me too and then I was like, have I been missing out on some sugar-related sexual experience this whole time!?

No, but I can tune out some noises better than others. There are some noisy situations in which I simply cannot get through even a single sentence.

So, how’s the job going? Can we get an update?

One of my aunts became one out of high school. She married some guy who was also into it, they had 2 kids. The whole family was basically shunned by the rest of us because of it, and she died in her 40s of a very rare form of cancer. I haven’t seen the kids in probably 30 years now.

I second this one, it’s hilarious and the guy is a great storyteller

Hah, I suck at math so I use it all the time

Sometimes I can’t believe I survived driving in NJ for a year

Omg, I had an ex that did this too and it gave me a heart attack every time. I totally did the same ghost brake thing too, I couldn’t help it.

My math teacher: “You can’t walk around with a calculator in your pocket!”

Well well well, look at me NOW, Mr. York!

I use a PS4 controller and I have my index fingers on L1/R1 bumpers and my middle fingers on L2/R2 triggers.

I think there wasn’t enough Nazi killing in Inglorious Basterds. Would have been better if there were more scenes of the group just really mowing those fuckers down, like a Nazi killing montage or something, but multiple times. I wanna see Nazi killing on a brutality level that’s equal to scenes of carnage from The Boys.

My father and his wife still do this. I enjoy letting them bicker about dumb shit for five minutes before pulling out my phone and saying “OK, Google…” so they can hear the results and then get mad at each other and the internet for the answer.

5 or 6. I don’t remember if I figured it out myself or if someone just told me the truth, but I do remember that I quickly started asking my parents if all the other magical beings were real too (Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc).

2 Garmin GPS, one handheld and one for the car. I’ve been using my phone for directions now for years, but I suppose I’ll hang on to both units for a bit longer.

I’m sorry to share this with you knowing that it will likely never exist again https://www.candycritic.org/reesebananacream.htm

Reese’s banana cream peanut butter cups

I’d go back to February of 2016, to a town in California, at the banks of the river that my friend decided he wanted to “take a swim” in, and try to stop him. I’d bring with me copies of all the news articles reporting about how he drowned in that river and that someone found his body and called the authorities. I’d show him a copy of my text messages back and forth with his sister when she told me what happened to him. She claimed that he went swimming in the river often and that he was unaware that the current that day was really strong. I wanted to believe her, but I knew he was troubled, that he ad psychosis and PTSD, and that he didn’t want to live past 40. And who the fuck swims in a river in February!? I would do my best to try and save his life.