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I’m just a guy… named zero

Holy shit, 91 notifications? How does one achieve this raw POWER?

Dude literally same, I noticed that before I even saw your comment

Yeah right, next you’re gonna tell me that Irish spring soap isn’t infused with leprechauns.

The only thing I can think of that would get it that high is things like mayo, but that still seems way too high.

I gotchu fam

Oof, feel good soon dude, I’ve had a persistent mild cough for like 3 months now, doctor basically told me to man up and charged a bunch of money.