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If you wear ear plugs often you may look into getting a set of high fidelity ear plugs. There are several brands, I have a pair of Earasers and there’s another brand called Eargasm as well. They are as effective as disposable ear plugs, but they don’t sound as muffled. Basically it reduces the overall decibel level but everything sounds almost normal.

I have to wait 90 seconds for the hot water to arrive at my kitchen sink. The house is on a slab foundation, so I have no clue how the pipes are routed, but my guess is the zig-zagged them all around the foundation just for the fun of it.

Oh…

Well you’re fucked then

What applications do you have that IT controls the password requirements for?

IT controls your AD credential requirements in most cases and that’s pretty much it. It sounds like your employer needs to implement an SSO solution.

Start at the top and move down. Any areas such as crotch, ass, and feet are dried with the end of the towel while the face is dried with the middle of the towel.

You should know that undercooked beans can be poisonous, and it is best to soak them before cooking.

If you do try this please prepare the beans properly first.

There are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space.

So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.

Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.

Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.

Information security professionals hate this one trick…

You grow them… in soils without sulfuric compounds…

Do people read anymore? /s

Wife taught our dog to crawl.

She was trying to teach the dog to lay down and stay while she backed away with the treat. Our dog figured that if she kept her belly on the floor and crawled over to the treat it should be fine…

So my wife said "Good crawl!", and kept working on it with the dog. Now the dog crawls on command.

And that is why Linux isn't as widely distributed as Windows. Linux is great, if you know what you are doing. But most of the world doesn't have the time needed to learn Linux well enough to avoid major fuck-ups like this.

Linux gives you a wall of text when all the user did (at least what they thought they did) is say install this program. The system ask "Are you sure?" And the user is like "Yes, just do it!" I can't imagine anything on Windows doing that lol.

I like Linux and I think it's great, but I can certainly understand why the majority of people are wary of it.

That's the show, thank you! I was thinking X-Files but I just knew it was wrong.

Someone with a fantastic cake making hobby.

That isn't normal. But being raised in the south where you are expected to be the gender you were born with, and then having to suppress your true feelings, leads to associating those feelings with "sick pervert" actions.

This is what happens when people are forced to repress themselves in order to fit in with what society says is acceptable.

What they want becomes bad but they still fantasize about it. So the fantasy's become twisted and perverse. If this person was allowed to be who they wanted to be they may not have gone down such a dark path. It really just makes me sad to see things like this.

No, you just won’t shut up.

You and me both, but some people have no soul.

You mean the “pay me tons of money to do all the crappy things and then be run out of the job while counting my stacks” type of job?

A really big ramp