This is literally all publicity stunts.

Maybe someone should build 50 underground silos.

I don’t know. Maybe.

I can dislocate four of my fingers. I can use this to do the finger splits.

I can also lay all my fingers flat on my palm (same hand, I’m not being a smartass). Can’t bend them all the way back though.

Man who repeatedly stabbed a guy says repeatedly stabbing a guy is bad for that guy.

Oh cool. Monopolies have never hurt the little guy.

Ooo, big tough scary guy. He’s just as made of flesh as the rest of us.

Yep. All the interstitial “be right back” cards are AI generated. Such a dumb thing to skimp on.

The last one I saw, by release date, was Late Night with the Devil, and I pirated it. I’m glad I pirated it, because I didn’t know it had AI slop in it. If I did, I wouldn’t have watched it. It’s a shame, too, cause otherwise, it wasn’t bad.

No they haven’t. This wasn’t enough.

Grim isn’t the word I would use.

I mean, kind of. Conservatives don’t view Donald Trump and Elon Musk as the wealthy elite that they are. They view them as “political outsiders”. So yeah, people want change from the status quo, because the status quo is broken for so many.

I don’t think the guy making 12 million dollars a year off the suffering of the poor counts as a fall guy.

Robin Hood, famous fascist.

I sure hope so with how difficult the rich are making it to just fucking get by in this world. Just having more wealth and power than anyone in the history of mankind isn’t enough for them; they have to make sure everyone else has nothing.

You can also buy mustard. Like, hello! All someone has to do is boil that, and they have mustard gas!

Objectively, Chinese characters look cooler than latin characters, so he can just shut up and let us get water tattooed on us.

All heroes hate insurance men.

Now there’s a CEO to get that United treatment.

Oh no. What if they never find him? What if this poor, sweet, humble, *checks notes* absolute monster of a healthcare CEO never gets justice.

Narrator: but he already got justice.