Wait this isn’t real?

Then you toss in the nearest American.

**a stealth submarine receives a long wavelength communications about an enemy craft due to enter its area the next day. she changes course towards the kelp forest it passed earlier, knowing the risk of prop entanglement. Nothing her crew can’t handle. She notices that she has developed a certain liking to the flavour now, as she begins grazing on the long slimy leaves.

Immediately her internals begins to work at dehydrating, digesting and then producing the derived materials which feed directly to an intricate set of machines that weave back and forth, materializing a small fleet of self guided swim drones that will soon find themselves swimming towards the unsuspecting enemy soon.**

So basically not a huge difference from the opponent?

Modern morality policing?

What’s with all the Ed Sheeran stuff all of a sudden?

Hair and lint can stick to the ice, but try it for yourself, ice isn’t a sponge. The only way for anything on the surface to work it’s way in is to melt it’s way in, and then freeze the outer shell again. Akin to dropping the ice, kicking it under the fridge, fishing it back out, tossing it back into the ice tray. In which case, you deserve all the hair in your cocktail.

I’m actually not joking, if you rinse an ice cube. Superficial ice immediately melts and is rinsed away. You could have dipped it in engine oil and it would be immediately pure ice after rinsing.

I liked the random acts of foot massage bit though

Why is there a sudden influx of Ed Sheeran memes?

Rinse the ice and then keep using it. It’s literally pristine again.