The richest man in the world needs more money, of course. Enough is never enough.

Who cares? LLMs are more hype than fact, and even if true, this will change in a couple weeks

All by design. Divide and conquer

I immerse mine in vinegar for 24hrs, once every decade. Really solves the problem

Straight outta the Project 2025 playbook

Only if he decides to go Full Luigi

Only Cybertrucks. Someone who got a second-hand car four years ago didn’t buy-in to the current trend of fascism. But the cybertruck is new enough that if you bought it, you know what’s going on

Ooooo, fundraising, that’ll help

Grade 3, I was saying “fuh” like the first sound in “fuck” and Katherine told on me for saying “fuck” even though I didn’t say it. Tragically, her story was believed and mine was not. I never forgave her. I also never saw her again after Grade 5, so whatevs.

Are you shitting me? This is beyond preposterous

I always preferred CFL rules tbh

Holodecks as every home! Who needs furniture if you can live in a holodeck and summon furniture based on your needs or wants at any given moment? And why limit it to furniture? Furnishings and decor could also be holo’d! And beds, and windows, and could you Holo a Replicator to replicate any food you want? Feels like the possibilities are endless

Cripes, what an asshole

It’s been nutriating so much that it no longer has nutrientations remaining in the soil, and it has begun to sprout legs and walk. It needs to be reminded of its place.

It’s alive under the snow, gloating vivaciously

In my defense, the lawn ain’t gonna mow itself.

Still got snow, didn’t melt all the way, only like, 20% melted. Gotta wait until it’s warm next week before I can break out the lawnmower

I guess it just works too well?

So dumb. As if a divine deity has some kind of moral investment in the health and welfare of a tech company.

How about showing some actual leadership instead of thoughts & prayers?

There was an old card game I learned around 2003ish called Spite & Malice, involving 2 full decks of cards for 2 players. Was just a ton of fun, but it’s faded from memory and the ruleset I found online once didn’t match the one I played.