I remember a time when my cat found a mouse in our cottage. Everyone was asleep or trying to sleep while the cat was looking for the mouse. For some reason, I looked at the bed’s edge and saw tiny whiskers and a tiny nose. The mouse had sandwiched itself between the edge of the bed and the mattress, trying to hide from our cat. I think it got away, too. Made me feel good especially considering our cat was constantly bringing in mice it had killed.

Barney disapproves of this.

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That French guy was just trying to butter them up.

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Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

Running With the Bagpipes: A Kevin Costner Saga.

It’s going to be gaymores next.

Its. Teacher is a cat, this checks out.

Flat to not flat in six panels flat. Nice.

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“Syndrome of delusional companions is the belief that objects (such as soft toys) are sentient beings.” Wait so does Calvin have this?

But maybe the virus is in the image file? /j

Yes, there have been bows that are long, but not like the longbow. As you say, the longbow was used to shoot volleys, while the yumi could also be used on horseback. The longbow had a very heavy draw weight, around 90-120 lbs. That’s the weight you have to pull to get it at full draw. The yumi possibly had a a lower draw weight (although Korean and Mongolian and Turkish composite bows had draw weights of around 100 lbs as well, and they were mainly used on horseback). Again, the yumi has a shorter lower limb which meant it could be used on horseback (and it was) while there is no way a longbow could have. So the longbow and the yumi are very different technically.

FTFY: Longbow was the main battle weapon of the English. Yumi was the main battle weapon of the samurai.

In Finland, even former presidents are addressed as President so and so.

If we're talking about English, there were different kinds of English which were spoken (Old English, Middle English, Early Modern English, and Modern English. And no, Old English doesn't just mean English that sounds 'old'. It was an early variety of English that was spoken from the 5th/7th century to 1066). All of them had their own phonology, morphology and syntax. In short, they followed their own linguistic rules and conventions. The way they sounded wasn't just randomly made up. To find out more, look up the varieties of English I mentioned or take a look at this Wikipedia article about Historical linguistics.

Lately, Nosaj Thing - Aquarium.

Space will become flat. /j

• Hello = Shwmae / S'mae
• Good morning - Bore da
• Day - Dydd
• Yes - ydw, ydy (and other words, it's a bit complicated)
• Correct - iawn
• Goodbye - hwyl
• Boy = Bachgen / Hogyn (South Wales / North Wales)
• Girl = Merch / Hogan (South Wales / North Wales)
• Motorway - Traffordd
• Shop - Siop
• Phone - Ffôn, mobile phone - ffôn symudol
• Banana - Banana
• The - y, yr
• A - (no article)
• You - chi / ti
• We - ni
• Us - ni
• Him - o
• Her - hi
• Them - nhw
• Up - i'r lan
• Down - i lawr
• This - hon / hwn / hyn
• that - hyna
• those - hwnnw

I can't be arsed to write the pronunciation in IPA. Just go on Google Translate to hear how it's pronounced or learn Welsh on Duolingo.

Da iawn, rwyt ti'n gallu siarad / ysgrifennu Cymraeg nawr / rŵan! :)