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4 days agoOooh I might look into that once my 3310 dies
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Cake day: June 1st, 2023
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Ugh yeah you’re right, I’m an idiot. Maybe I should become CEO of something
81·3 months agoI cannot get enough of this statue, it is perfect in every way
I am so conditioned to Heathcliff without Heathcliff that I was genuinely confused to see him there.
Open the car doors, HAL.
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This is gold.
Do mending so the car fixes itself every time you hit a pedestrian
You gotta make sure to leave room for the crucial bean antenna
their insides look like a mix of their outsides and their personality
This wins 🏅
5·4 months agoI love this so much
20·4 months agoAnd then you hit ¶ and you see how it was done
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My brain keeps seeing the blue guy’s nose as his mouth, it’s very distracting
15·6 months agoWINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
For a moment I thought he was holding a fleshy ice cream cone