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As an old Perl jockey, you can pry my backticks out of my cold, dead hands.

Actually, these are fucking great. Super outsidery. I'd buy but want to make sure the kids get the bulk of the profits, not the teacher.

There are fine edible products that you could ingest which would have a similar effect without the need to smoke or vaporize it.

I wonder if they're a publicly traded company. Given the choice between this company trying to compete in the marketplace against Apple versus a guaranteed revenue stream from licensing and royalty fees (and likely a lucrative one at that), I'm pretty sure I know which the shareholders would pick. If this company ends up doing the former and going under, I can just smell the shareholder lawsuit that would ensue.

After School Satan Club would be such a great name for a band.

At least the NYT came up with an accurate headline this time.

The Wang Gang strikes again!

My bad, I just naturally assume everyone knows of this amazing commercial. Go to Google or YouTube and search "Folgers incest" or "Folgers brother sister" and enjoy!

And your brother surprising you by coming home for Christmas from the Peace Corps and getting to fuck him

We need to find out what churches folks like this are being indoctrinated in and forcibly shut them down.

The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.

I am also interested in the answer to this and which service the author is using.

Love it. Learned so much as a teenager about what was healthy and normal from her radio show in the 80s.

No way these motherfuckers are uncircumcised.

This is fantastic work, and anybody who downvoted this clearly did not get it.

Quick, someone should ask President Dukakis how he felt about the polls, putting him 15 points up on George H.W. Bush in the summer of '88.

You mean like a politician should do?

Aaaaaaaand it's gone! https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-republicans-vote-speaker-nominee-third-time-rcna121675

This is good too.

I thought OP was looking for minced oaths that could be used in its place, and this is the first thing that came to mind for me. I use this one all the time because I try not to drop the big one around my five- and three-year-olds.