As someone who remembers the time before spotify: people were pirating alot so legal streaming was the way to end this but giving a usable alternative

Yeah, that’s all BS but have you tried smiling a little? Would look good on you!

Iirc the movie is inspired by the book but I haven’t seen it yet and honestly barely read the book

Unicorns that “lost” their horns identity as “horses” but that doesn’t make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That’s basic biology.

This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

Who’s that?

They can kill the penguin but they can’t kill the idea

For those interested

And can sell that receipt to someone else who needs a receipt. It’s not a pyramid scheme

Makes me wonder if there is a market for receipts as alibis

Just for some context:

Me neither laughs nervously

As if there weren’t other ways to download videos from YouTube…

Sounds fair

Who’s there?

“I was waiting for you”

“Darling, do you remember when we said, before we have kids we should have a pet and before that a plant to see if we can handle the responsibility?”
“Yes, sure! Why do you bring that up?”
“Well, the basile withered again.”

Totally a red flag for me

Data

That’s German and means “the toe”