Didn’t ya know, women are supposed to hide in the bleeding shed during that time of the month!

What a hill for those misogynistic shitfucks to die on…

Go anti-woke, go broke, Apartheid Boy!

IIRC, probably the Secret Service will enter a memorandum of understanding with the New York Department of Corrections, and negotiate who and what goes where. Probably means Trump will get a wing of Rikers to himself.

Don’t worry, I have full confidence in the Secret Service’s ability to keep Trump perfectly safe while he’s making license plates!

Indeed. We don’t know the conditions of the test. Maybe it was running the engines through a simulated flight. Or they were testing the engine in different failure modes to see if it shuts itself down or takes care of the problem correctly. Or they were doing a deliberate test to failure where a RUD is the expected result.

Yep, the Moonie Times.

About all this is doing is making me update my lists in UBO more often.

Wow! Mike Johnson's so uptight he had his asshole sewn shut!

Let's start a thing!

Mick Johnson's so uptight that…

Ah, let me guess, now Google's gonna get everyone and their sister to move all their content to apps…

Wow, this guy's corked his asshole up so tight he has to shit out his mouth.

No wonder they picked him for Speaker!

She'll peel voters away from Trump, so I'm all for her running as a spoiler, obnoxious as she is. Assuming she peels votes from Trump, she said she won't do it if it helps Trump.

Yep, the GQP is now in the final stages of terminal autocannibalism.

Pass the popcorn!!!

Yeah, that 400 bar decompression would be like being inside an exploding bomb (except exploding in). Instantly turned into a smoothie.

These days, the only people still using this debunked wolf talk are douchebros, chuds, & incels.

I'm guessing a few bits of flesh/goo got wedged in little nooks and crannies in the wreckage. Not very much…

Leopards ate tankies' faces!

Ah, that's what he calls him these days?

How much do you want to bet that something juicy is about to be leaked about say… the soap opera involving Gaetz and Nestor?

Yep! Hakeem Jeffries can watch the GQP circle down the toilet a while, and only offer a lifeline when they're almost drowned.

Gym Jordan's Congressman Beavis, right?

Matt Gaetz is obviously Congressman Butthead.

With Jellyfish McCarthy about to lose his job, who else would want to be up there? He'd have to either kiss up to Beavis & Butthead as well as Marjorie Traitor Greene, or he'd have to make concessions with Democrats, either way, no matter who gets the seat, the next Speakership won't last long…

Any of those three would be great! Adam Schiff kicked ass on the impeachment and the Jan 6th committee.