Yeah that Linda Carter formed me. No actual woman has come even close to the expectations she set. <sigh>

Your proposal is much too streamlined.

Perhaps you presume memes are a commodity of which consumption should be maximized!

Nay, I say. Memes are an essential nutrient that becomes toxic in larger doses.

Thus, they must be scattered about in the environment to be encountered by happenstance whilst I pursue my main information foraging goal of finding ad hoc justification for my durable sense of dread.

Memes, uhh, find a way.

Do whatever you want but I am planning many epic shitposts pretty much anywhere I can get a reaction.

Turns out she’s a Nazi too. :(

‘Martial law’.

Marshall law is when they let that tall whiny guy from How I met Your Mother call the shots.

May I offer you 3/5 of an egg in these trying times?

“Ok these things are on fire. <gestures broadly at everything>

I put these two out already but they are smouldering hard so keep an eye on them.

Kevin is your support today, he’s here crying in the walk-in cooler, just give him a minute.

Good luck!”

No, politics is everything. All subjects are political. It is the nature of being social animals. Talking about now we should operate together is basically our thing.

And yet you could from the comfort of your own home for the same amount of effort you spent snarking.

Beets.

Or bears.

Or buttsex.

It’s context dependent, like “cool”.

Give it all you got!

That’s the spirit! Make em work for it!

It is one of the leading causes of infant death. About a half a million children under the age of 5 die of it every year.

That’s one thing a lit of people miss. The benefit of a protest accrues to the protesters in the form of feelings of connection and solidarity. The annoyed liberal who has to read your sign on the way to starbucks isn’t and never was the point.

They are talking retail purchases here. Businesses buying equipment wouldn’t necessarily be part of that stat

So you are saying her positions are appealing to moderates?

“-ist! Sex-ist!”

You know it would probably be best to base it in the USA and start it as a superPAC. Our campaign finance laws are so corrupt it could be a nearly tax-free endeavor!

Such dankness!

It’s full of independently verifiable information. It lists the full names of his legal team and their firm and gives details about his location and all that.

It’s AOC with the steel chair!

My god, the pressure she is experiencing right now…

No you don’t know that. You are repeating a trope without substance. Sure there’s probably huge waste at the pentagon but that’s not on the chopping block here.