Anybody else think at first “why is Richard Gere in Ukraine?”

And guess what will happen as a result of these discoveries - nothing.

I was thinking “What’s that red stu—oh…” Yikes.

Profits or bragging how they can do a ton of stock buybacks.

If this is real - what a shitty family.

I’ve watched that movie at least seven times. Exposure therapy maybe. Doesn’t even feel like satire.

When did Willow start commentating at football games?

“Hey! You’re not supposed to do that!”

“Is there a specific law being broken?”

“Well…no, not exactly. But it breaks with tradition!”

Seriously. Is anybody surprised by these headlines?

Nobody should be surprised by this.

It feels like I’m on the game show Press Your Luck while reading these headlines. “Holy shit, please don’t be real, hopefully I’ll see a link to theonion.com - AND STOP!”

What the actual fuck is going on? Would Joe Rogan getting an appointment be a bridge too far for his supporters or is nothing off the table?

Another “norm” that we thought was a requirement. The shittiest Civics class.

Same! “THAT…is why I always fly Delta.”

I’ve seen this movie. It’s the one where AI determines we are the issue and initiates the “extermination” protocol.

Edit: With a dash of “Don’t Look Up”.

This is blowing my mind. I have one in the EXACT SAME spot.

Make sure you know how to use the three seashells before eating any Taco Bell.

“First Amendment rights for me, but not for thee.”

Damn. Well said.

I don’t know whether to laugh or scream at how outrageous it is that out of all the issues that could benefit from bipartisan cooperation, THIS is what we get. Bunch of turds.

“Underpaid? - Medicaid

Got gray hair? - Medicare”