You mean to tell me no one wanted an energy drink for Asian homosexuals?

The children’s blood he drinks is probably deficient in iron and magnesium.

“And I know I’ve finally accepted that air conditioning is a privilege, not a right.”

-Ted Lasso

I recently learned that the state where I’m from considers a baton a deadly weapon so it can’t be purchased as a means of defense, but an Ak-47 is perfectly fine to purchase AND open carry.

I don’t want a damn Swiss roll as a phone, so no thanks.

Does anyone have a home remedy for the darkness within that is slowly overcoming your will to live?

I tried apple cider vinegar

Must be nice to be openly corrupt and not have any consequences.

dOnT bUlLy ThEm¡

I would just like to say that I really love this new community and I would like you all to know that I wash myself with a rag on a stick!