The moment you figure out where your poop is supposed to go, you’ll get a promotion. I guarantee it.

How many parts of you do I need to replace before you become someone else?

Hey buddy, I’ve had enough of you and your sensible opinions. Meet me in the parking lot of the Wallgreens on the corner of Coursey and Jones Creek in Baton Rouge on april 7th at 10 p.m. We’re going to fight to the death, no holds barred, shopping cart combos allowed, pistols only, no scope 360, tag team style, entourage allowed.

“Yes, but only if they bring bacon. Also, narwals?! Oh and look at my spork, lol!”

Also the 4 guy has a podcast and a social media presence and thousands of followers who are willing to back up his idiotic claims and silence anyone who disagrees.

Why didn’t you want to go to the hotel in KL? Were upu worried you wouldn’t make your flight?

I’m in academia and I refuse to read papers without emojis. The english language is far too subtle and advanced to understand without the context given by emojis 🧐

He’s the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.

She might starfish but you can’t handle her when she goes through your phone at 4 a.m and asks you why this ‘mom’ woman keeps sending you good morning messages.

A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.

Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you’ll receive in exchange.

And in case you’re wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.

That doesn’t sound very confident.

You must be very consistent across the board. Can I ask what people hate about you?

I want to be in the comments as well. Good luck

I don’t really know but I think Italy works different. I once met this Italian producer at a film festival. He spoke to me for about 20 minutes in Italian while wildly gesturing. His translator then gave me a deadpan look and said: “He asked you how film financing works in East Asia.” I gave a short answer and then the translator spent 20 minutes explaining and translating my answer.

Nah, we need to bring in the big guns for this one. Stickers with slogans.

Yes, that’s exactly me. I need to use creative cloud for the company where I work. If I deviate it fucks everyone and the entire workflow. But I don’t really think CC is niche. The moment they support linux, I’m switching

Yup, I’m sticking to my current setup. When windows 11 gets forced unto me I’ll probably switch to linux and buy a beefy mac for adobe.

I really want to do this but I can’t, is creative cloud running on linux?

If it is true that man was made in God’s image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins

Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that