(yep, but i just woke up as i was typing, so i’ll leave it as a mark of shame)

…get that f*ucking plural-comma apostrophe out of my face…

^{1 head + 5 handle}

…well they are backwards, they’re only about one-third of the electorate, and they will never ever vote fascist-light; meanwhile there’s another unrepresented third of the electorate just waiting for anyone to offer them something worth voting FOR…

“Turbo-revvin’ punk! I’ll straighten you out yet!”

…park a maverick next to a nineties ranger; the difference is ridiculous…

We’d love to, but manufacturers keep trying to force them down our throats.

…that’s not where they’re supposed to go…

…i use base 12 every day; it’s fantastically useful and foundational to civilisation for good reason…

…oh, oh, there’s an RPG setting i read like this recently!..like magi-punk high fantasy mashed-up with the legions of hell and heaven allying with various nation-states in open industrial warfare…

(now it’s going to bug me until i can find it)

…we just called him evil pope…

…in the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife: now you make the scene all day, but tomorrow there’ll be hell to pay!…

…pope francis was a good guy, and he didn’t need to flaunt his christianity to be so: his actions spoke for themselves, as they should…

…let’s go for a 3521% drop in revenue!..

…i disassembled the factory radio in my 1990 geo prizm and soldered an auxilliary cable onto the pre-amplification stage traces; it worked pretty well suspending a portable CD player from the rearview mirror for shock protection back in the days before memory buffers were a thing, even better with those little vinyl bands installed around the disc edge for additional gyroscopic stability…

…quod erat demonstrandum…

…if it was good enough for the rosenbergs, it’s good enough for the trumps…

…they read select verses which are spoon-fed their bible-study curriculum…

…christians are f*cking evil, full stop…

…i believe that, officially, he’s just a consultant: some woman whose name i can’t remembre is the nominal head of the department which nominally-isn’t-DOGE…

…my mazda 2 outhandles my MX-5s and is the only car i’ve driven which keeps pace with my elise; we’ve been waiting for an electric subcompact hatchback for about ten years now but the stateside market keeps doing everything it can not to offer me one…