I hope you’re tubed as well, it would be terrible if you deflated…

Hi Hungry, I’m Thirsty!

cracks open a beer…

Wake up babe, Elmo Turnip and Boeing are doing a thing. I’ll go make the popcorn…

Hey, if it came down to brass tacks on my homeland, I’ll definitely do my best to defend myself, friends and family.

I’m just not the type to feel I have any right or desire to go elsewhere to fight some war, no matter how much money they might offer.

I’m past the age of 36, so they already don’t want me anyways. I was also diagnosed with right side motor control brain damage at age 16 or 17 or so, after a bad accident that literally ripped my face open.

They couldn’t draft me if they even wanted to.

Edit: The military will charge you over $30,000 if you don’t disclose disqualifying medical issues.

What, no love for the Kentucky Fried Console?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LZMwJzkMbcs

On the flip side, if they don’t want trans people in the military, then I’ll be quick to get a dress and some makeup and identify as a woman.

I don’t support war, at all, and I refuse to participate.

Elmo wants people to be poor, uneducated, and more religious…

https://youtu.be/_u4bQlVMS1Q

Some of us just prefer to take the Whoopi Goldberg approach and never give them the dignity of saying or typing their actual name. The person is an egotistical sack of orange shit, I don’t like saying his name either. Every time someone says his name, it just strokes his ego that much more.

I’ve taken to calling them both as one…

Elmo Turnip

I grew up on a 40 acre junkyard, I’ve seen it all. This is not how a car gets prepped for a paint job, this is just straight up white trash 'murica shit here.

Note the American flag on the roof, that appears to have been done professionally at least. I’ll give them this much though, they ain’t about to forget where they parked in a Walmart parking lot. 😂🤣

Looks to me like someone gave their kid a wire wheel, a couple cans of paint, and some bondo, and told them to go have fun.

Cherish your family while you can. I lost my father over 10 years ago. He could be mean at times, but he taught me a lot. I miss him. ☹️

This was literally found in the wild, at a rest stop headed from Mississippi to Louisiana, no joke, no AI.

You don’t do either, you just buy Greenland, with Elmo’s money, obviously.

If that is/was a real product, they missed a perfect opportunity to make the bottles green and shaped like the pipes in Mario games.

Congrats, you’re Opponent #1

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I don’t play games, I make them.

Wanna play a game?

Thank you, I try my best!