Then you call the phone number and its a “helpful” voice chat bot you have to tell your problem to and hope it directs you to the right directory in their convoluted phone tree

Yes

Its around the right age

So, uh: did I get the job?

Yeah, wotsisname’s Law of Headlines. If it ends in a question mark the answer to the question is no

Yeah, I’m currently in school for opticianry in Canada and both doctors and opticians are required to give you a written prescription that you can take elsewhere, and in most if not all provinces they have to put your PD on it too

Where did you get this picture of me

I’m jealous, that looks incredible

I feel like after a few days chained to a tree your sense of time might not be very reliable

I use Kagi’s “Fediverse Search” lens and I’ve found it to work quite well for finding posts that I sort of remember and want to find again

Thankfully sewage is not very hot once it is down in the pipes so they don’t leech out the gross stuff.

Yes, you’re correct, customer. The more likely answer is not that I am telling the truth, it is that I get off on being willfully obstinate and making up for problems. I’m out to get you.

Yes

We must be buying different USB-C cables, then. I’ve been using anker ones for years and havent had a single break like that, and I’m definitely not gentle with mine.

All I know is no matter how careful I was, it would end up not connecting unless it was held at exactly the right angle. I’ve yet to have a single USB-C connector have the issue

Visine is the last thing you want for irritated eyes though. It just constricts the blood vessels in the eye for a cosmetic change but it can have rebound effects after. You’re better off using preservative free artificial tears or dry eye formula eye drops

The person you’re replying to is saying that those breaches of the 4th amendment are less absurd now than they were at the time the comic was written

lmao is that artifical intelligence gore or Al Gore the politician

Any law that you see that you think “Wow, no way they can enforce that! That would get EVERYBODY in trouble” is a law that is intended to be selectively enforced against unwanted people