A month's worth of rice would actually be a pretty smart choice for the money. Unfortunately that's not how that pittance will be spent.

You may want to. You will eventually be interacting with them. Or your kids will.

If my child is on twitch, I can reasonably assume it's for game streaming. If my child is on pornhub, I can assume they are watching pornography. I dont like having that line blurred.

It feels like every 3rd post for me. But it doesn't really bother me.

edit Went ahead and scrolled past this post, counting how many Linux memes I saw. About 3 out of every 10.

The people supporting rfk are the same nutjobs who supported Stien and Johnson. Those are not conservative losses.

I mean, if there demands were not made of dreams and pixie dust, maybe I would get behind them. They literally have no plan beyond, "we want all oil to stop and the world to be perfect in eight years."

Every election year I hear about this magical 3rd party that will save us from our shit choices. The only thing a third party would do is split democratic voters, leading to even more republican wins. Despite what left leaning media bubbles say, Republicans are not unhappy. They don't want a 3rd party for themselves and they will keep voting R until the grim reaper rips them from this plane of existence.

My two year old, currently potty training, was sitting on my lap as I put her pajamas on. The conversation went as follows:

Baby girl, “I no poop on daddy.”

Me, “thank you sweety and daddy doesn’t poop on you. It’s a deal.”

Baby girl, " it a deal." hugs

More like: Nintendo, “here is an HD remake of that old game you wanted.”

Fans, “We don’t want to pay for old games!”

It’s a metaphorical lock jaw. For instance, most dogs will let go when being attacked in the face and eyes. Pits will not. This ability to continue a hold, even in the face of danger is what people mean by jaw locking. So yes, it absolutely exists.

The Taco Bell stomach is more likely food poisoning than anything remotely spicy.

Extreme medical intervention does not count as surviving outside the womb.

Fun fact, no one who was aborted ever had the cognitive ability to give a shit. Your empathy is so high into overdrive that you believe you can feel like a fetus.

Can it survive outside the womb? If not, its still part of the mother and entirely her decision to remove it from her body.

Will it kill the mother? She takes priority as a living, thriving person with goals and aspirations.

Wtf even is pan? Is it just bi + more horny? It seems redundant.

Can’t wait to read the Userbenchmark review telling me why this chip is actually garbage and how only idiots buy AMD.

Invented bananas?

I’m not sure YouTube ever wanted you using adblockers.

Am I the only one who thinks CDPR gets too much hate anymore? They released three great Witcher games, championed DRM Free gaming, and launched a platform to buy old and new games that are also DRM free.They had one bad game that was rushed to market (like everything released by EA, Bethesda and Ubisoft) and all the sudden they are the worst publishers around. They even tried to delay Cyberpunk as long as they could, but rabid fans and online petitions basically demanded a release.