Well she is big on giveaways, as long as you’re not “cleaning“ while in fact dumping tons of junk on family members who are equally convinced “oh yeah maybe someday I’ll totally wear this…“

Ya

flashbang

I hate breathing crib fumes

Stop hogging the time machine, give someone else a chance to document inevitable future

كاذِب

That is funny! I’ve opted-in to change the default & tried the wide format on Wikipedia a few times and each time it has reinforced what I perceived to be the obvious developer decision based on (ostensibly) the “obvious“ user preference… :)

ppl who don’t normally like multiple tattoos prob like “ya she can have (cats AND) tats”

Check your uvula

Great, thanks, otherwise would not have clicked:

Hacker News commenters were really skeptical the new call/feature was insufficient. Anyone know whether these APIs would’ve been OK after all?

Storage Access Framework (SAF) or MediaStore API

Apple’s iOS 18 was wildly buggy for months after release. (macOS latest a tad buggy too, really stupid bugs.) “software quality crisis” someone penned

Hardware is phenomenal (if “uninteresting“)

Hmm, Apple intelligently hides the dots, I’d be annoyed too

Start seeding your social media history with MAGA five years ago (they’re smart enough to check that right, they only care about loyalty—forget competence)

Also be bad enough and presumably you’re a terrorist like a Tesla protestor (naughty naughty, only domestic terrorists don’t support Elron)

Without civil asset forfeiture and wasteful budgets, would be hard to militarize as much as many US departments

They’ve been playing Military Police for years now. Good news of course is the dozens of joints they’ve taken off our streets!

Can’t wait till martial law? Fascist in Chief salivates like he did over Ivanka in that TV interview

Ayyyy welcome to Lemmy!

In case that dude/person’s opinions suck we’re generally a lil nicer than reddit which is great for all of us

1: always be on lookout for slightest challenge to authority

2: arrest whoever possible

Obviously we’ve seen videos where the opposite is true too, not an absolutist, but ya def the MO for many

Do these come in bulletproof

Giraffes have 15 inch tongues, thick as a beer can

LOL

Double blind test ‘em - fun and enlightening

Poor soybean farmers hearing that when maybe 40% of their crop ends up in Chyyy-nah

Your base mighttt care about their market lil bro

Disturbingly stupid facial expression