Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not!

They’ll probably call it Threetlejuice or something stupid.

Holy shit, not only is it real but he’s like the Will it Blend of Pornhub??

Edit: gonna preempt any dummies here and let you know that’s a Pornhub link.

https://youtu.be/F6zMiRy-Qik

It won’t be anytime soon, but I promise to try this. And if I remember maybe I’ll update.

But if they paid more then they wouldn’t have record profits! Won’t you think of the shareholders?

I hope my grandchildren have fun with it.

It looks like it was specifically designed to be sold to traveling Americans. My brother would probably get two before trying one.

It’s a pizza, a sub, and “more”!

Pretty sure that’s the point unfortunately.

So they aren’t relaunching then?

Who was even asking for a remake of this? It’s not like the first one is that old or janky, so what was even “improved?”

Why have I never thought of this!?

Grandma’s Lofi beats?

They just announced a new one!

“Online interactions not rated by the ESRB”

I mean, why would they?

Hell no

Well I’m interested but I don’t have high hopes.

Brutal